my name is Lj and I'm one part the Fuhrer, one part the pope. bass player for The Loose Teeth.
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sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

remember when I was relevant to bandom

you know those days where everyone irritates you and you wanna be nice but it physically hurts to pretend you care about their stupid problems

toning your face with vinegar because it looks like pizza

#justgirlythings

banditave:

absolutely true fact: every mermaid’s favorite album is eight arms to hold you. additionally, most mermaids also have an appreciation for all aquatic themed dethklok songs (mostly because there just isn’t good metal for merfolk nowadays)

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

comedycentral:

Patton Oswalt has some pretty reasonable fitness goals.

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I answered them both c:

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

when u forget to say no homo

banditave:

shout out to the biggest noochie of them all (aka lj) for maybe getting her band signed and having her song heard by frank iero

I’m proud of you lil baby nerdo

thank u Fiona banditave xoxo

courtney gave my song to frank iero

I’m not freaking OUT WHY WOULD I BE FREAKING OUT HAaAhHaHq